Wednesday, July 30, 2014

Fail-io Weekly attacks the Jaguars


I picked up the most recent copy of Folio Weekly today. The cover of the magazine boasted "19 things we could have done instead of build Shad Kahn's scoreboards."

The article starts off by attacking Shad Kahn, the owner of the Jacksonville Jaguars, for being wealthy...like that's some sort of crime or something. It went on to suggest that the money should have been spent on needless & overly intrusive things like installing thousands more surveillance cameras around town! They did make mention of some worthwhile projects like the AquaJax aquarium and the USS Adams Museum but most of the article was filled with unnecessary dribble. 

Since Folio Weekly seems to like unnecessary dribble, I invite them to read:





19 Things you could have written about instead of Scoreboards 


  1.  Blob Fish
  2. Lost Socks
  3. Why quality writing is dying
  4. Competitive thumb wrestling
  5.  Who else wants to punch Justin Beiber
  6.  Reasons why you pretended to like soccer during the World Cup
  7.  Ebola…is it misunderstood?
  8.  Proper grass length
  9. Your secret crush on Hermoine Granger
  10. Is orange really the new black?
  11. What’s the new orange?
  12. How to start a radio station with just 7 CDs
  13.  Why Folio writers want even MORE surveillance cameras in Jax!
  14. Why submarine taxi cabs aren’t a viable option…yet
  15. Why “helluva” is a suitable replacement for “hell of a.”
  16. Why I chose not to move out of my mom’s house
  17.  Why Harry Styles is so dreamy…
  18.  Did you realize that Mac ‘n Cheese is even better when you put it on a hotdog?
  19.  Something interesting. (Just a suggestion)








Friday, July 18, 2014

How to prepare your kids to go back-to-school

The lazy-hazy days of summer are nearing an end,
Which means it’s time for kids to start thinking again!   

Well, I just saw this years’ first back-to-school advertisement. I can’t believe that it’s already time to start talking about back-to-school! Where did the summer go?

Are your kids ready to go back? An even better question is: are they prepared to go back? There is a difference!

Parents who have an active role in their children’s education greatly influence their success, both in-class and beyond. Here are some of my insider tips on how to prepare your kids for success during the upcoming school year:

1: Develop good sleeping habits

The transition from the non-restrictive days of summer to a school-friendly sleep schedule can be quite difficult. According to the National Sleep Foundation, children ages five to twelve need 10-11 hours of sleep every night; older children and teens need 9-10 hours of shut-eye.

It’s best to start “training” for the new school-time sleep schedule about 1 week before school starts. That way your children will be prepared for their day and will be less likely to be cranky!

2:  Eat a healthy Breakfast

It’s a cliché for a reason; a quality breakfast sets the tone for the rest of the day and therefore, it actually is the most important meal of the day. Preparing a healthy breakfast every morning may not be as simple as it sounds though, and for some families is downright impossible!

Families on the move still have healthy options. Check into meals that can be prepared in advance or find a healthy grab-and-go option. Whatever you do, experts say that you should never skip breakfast…ever!

3: Check those clothes!

New back-to-school clothes can give kids a much needed confidence boost, but lets be honest…some of the “slightly used” clothes will be just fine.

Go through drawers and closets at least a weak before school starts. Check for fit, wear & tear, and general appearance. Discard outgrown clothes but consider donating them if they’re still in good shape! 

If your child’s school has a dress code, make sure their wardrobe meets the school’s expectations!

4: Plan ahead

To school: Determine how your child will get to school. Will they walk, ride a bike, or take the bus? Once you’ve determined how they will get there, practice. Take a family bike ride to the school, walk to the bus stop or have them drive you to the school (obviously only if they’re old enough, or if they have a really nice ride!)  

This gives everyone an opportunity practice to-school travel at least once!

From School: Sometimes to-and-from-school travel arrangements are different. You should clearly state what will happen, and have them repeat it back to you. If you plan on meeting your child after school, it’s a good idea to meet at a pre-determined location. I always tell my kids “I’ll meet you right here by this giant tree.” Then I ask them “Where will we be meeting?”

Practicing after-school travel is also a great way to make sure everyone knows what to expect.

In an emergency: You never know what may happen, so it’s best to familiarize your child with a few “what-if” situations. Discussing how to react in a situation before it happens can help them prepare for, and react faster, should they experience any  unlikely events.

You should consider giving your kid a cell phone. I know there are a ton of negatives associated with kids and phones, and they should definitely be considered. Is your kid(s) responsible enough to have a cell phone? The truthful answer is: probably not. A lot of adults aren’t responsible enough to have a cell phone!

Thankfully, there are plenty of parental control apps that allow parents to restrict, monitor, or flat-out block certain activities. Each family will have to make this decision for themselves, but for me, I think it’s a no-brainer: If something bad happens, I want my kids to be able to get help.

5: Be honest

Your kid is probably dreading going back to school, and you probably can’t wait to send them back! You’re excited for them to clear the cobwebs out of their brains!

It’s okay to tell them that.

It’s also okay to remind them that they felt the same way at the beginning of the year last year, and by the end of the year they were sad it was over. Remind them of the fun that they’ll have and the friends that they will make.Tell them that you expect them to work hard. You expect them to represent your family well. You expect them to do their best.

And…

When they say that they don’t want to go back to school but they can’t explain why…

Be honest with them. Tell them it’s okay…

You will miss them too!