Fail-io Weekly attacks the Jaguars

I picked up the most recent copy of Folio Weekly today. The cover of the magazine boasted "19 things we could have done instead of build Shad Kahn's scoreboards."

The article starts off by attacking Shad Kahn, the owner of the Jacksonville Jaguars, for being wealthy...like that's some sort of crime or something. It went on to suggest that the money should have been spent on needless & overly intrusive things like installing thousands more surveillance cameras around town! They did make mention of some worthwhile projects like the AquaJax aquarium and the USS Adams Museum but most of the article was filled with unnecessary dribble. 

Since Folio Weekly seems to like unnecessary dribble, I invite them to read:

19 Things you could have written about instead of Scoreboards 

1.  Blob Fish
2. Lost Socks
3. Why quality writing is dying
4. Competitive thumb wrestling
5.  Who else wants to punch Justin Beiber? 
6.  Reasons why you pretended to like soccer during the World Cup
7.  Ebola…is it misunderstood?
8.  Proper grass length
9. Your secret crush on Hermoine Granger
10. Is orange really the new black?
11. What’s the new orange?
12. How to start a radio station with just 7 CDs
13.  Why Folio writers want even MORE surveillance cameras in Jax!
14. Why submarine taxi cabs aren’t a viable option…yet
15. Why “helluva” is a suitable replacement for “hell of a.”
16. Why I chose not to move out of my mom’s house
17.  Why Harry Styles is so dreamy…
18.  Did you realize that Mac ‘n Cheese is even better when you put it on a hotdog?
19.  Something interesting. (Just a suggestion)